Alright.

All we need to do is get rid of that goddamn spider, and we've pretty much cleared this area.

Also, I've been making the Homonculi not having their asses kicked around by aforementioned spider watch Top Gun every night. Hope you don't mind.

Did you guys get it?

You know what I'm talking about.

Balls >.<

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Hehheh. Trying a trick Dimona showed me. Alphabet key is the name of my favorite sci-fi first-person-shooter franchise, other key is the name of my favorite music game.

More wars need to be like this.

An exerpt from IRC today...

"[Highwind] Hey Fenrir
[Fenrir] Yo.
*** redct [redct@chat-solu-7A41E820.dsl.austtx.swbell.net] has joined #fenrirchat
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[ineffabelle] hi rnrir
[ineffabelle] fenrir
[ineffabelle] how are you?!!
[Fenrir] :P
[Fenrir] Yo.
[Fenrir] Doing good, thanks.
[Highwind] Elves found you guys yet?
[Fenrir] Elves haven't found us yet, at least. Which is pretty funny, since they landed so close to us.
[ineffabelle] yeah what happened with then?
[Highwind] Well, that;s goof to hear
[Fenrir] Dunno. They're stupid.
[Highwind] good*
[ineffabelle] them*
[ineffabelle] they seem so ready to go to war over seemingly nothing
[Fenrir] I think they're coming towards our position from the west right now, though.
[Highwind] Think they found you? Or plain bad luck?
[Fenrir] @belle Yeah, elves are like that ]_] Generally, people just want nothing to do with them, but...
[Fenrir] I guess the King's kinda weird.
[ineffabelle] but why would they think that YOU are in league w/ the antiwar people
[Fenrir] Scratch that, he IS kinda weird XD
[Fenrir] At least he is when he decides to drop in on our rock band sessions.
[redct] O.o
[Highwind] Which king? The elven one or Silica's father?
[Fenrir] Silica's dad.
[Highwind] Well, how do you define weird anyway?
[Fenrir] Well...
[Fenrir] He bought Margaritaville. For ROCK Band.
[Fenrir] Is that weird enough? XD
[redct] rofl
[Highwind] Well, free song for you guys. I guess...].]
[Fenrir] XD
[Fenrir] Ah, shit. Now you guys made me start humming that song, and it's already stuck in my head ].[
[redct] "Wasted away again in MAAARGARITAVILLE"
[Highwind] "Searching for my lost shaker of salt..."
[Fenrir] "Some people say that there's a WOOOOOMAAAAAN to blaaaaame..."
[redct] But I know it's nobody's fault
[Highwind] This is gonna turn out like another "Still Alive" for us... :P
[redct] THIS WAS A TRIUMPH
[Fenrir] I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS
[Highwind] It's hard to overstate my satisfaction
[Fenrir] APERTURE SCIENCE!
[redct] we do what we must because we can
[redct] for the goooood of all of us; except the ones who are dead
[Fenrir] But there's no sense crying over every mistake!
[redct] you just keep on trying till you run out of caaaaake
[Highwind] And teh science gets done
[Fenrir] And the science gets done and you make a neat gun for the people who are STILL ALIVE!
[redct] oh hell, I'm going straight to it. Anyways this cake is great; IT'S SO DELICIOUS AND MOIST
[Fenrir] XDXD
[ineffabelle] i want a twinkie
[Fenrir] Ah, damn.
[redct] AAANYWAYS THIS TWINKIE IS GREAT.. it's so DELICIOUS AND MOIST
[Fenrir] You guys mind if I post this on my blog? XD
[redct] nope.
[ineffabelle] nope
[Fenrir] See, all wars should be like this.
[ineffabelle] lol
[ineffabelle] i write a letter to washington
[Highwind] Lets schedule a time for all our Homunculi to sing it simultaniously! :D
[redct] obligatory: http://www.xkcd.com/375/
[Fenrir] Just camping in the middle of the forest with a bunch of weird-ass homonculi while the elves aimlessly wander about XD
[Fenrir] And then, to top it all off, a campfire singalong over the net XD
[ineffabelle] dear president bush... please have more singing and less bombing... thanks -Belle
[Highwind] You forgot more cake :D
[Fenrir] @Red I have this crazy theory that the turrets in portal are like Hal and Glados' lovechildren.
[Fenrir] They have their father's eye :D
[redct] They got their fathers' eyes?
[redct] O.o
[Highwind] rofl
[Highwind] And people think I can be bad with the mind reading :P
[redct] :P
[redct] Somebody should get all of the world's movie and game robots into one comic strip
[redct] GLaDOS, HAL, Wall-E, R2D2, C3PO, turrets...
[redct] PastryBot
[redct] :P
[Highwind] lol
[Fenrir] XD
[Fenrir] @Belle Sorry for the unnecessarily late reply, but...
[ineffabelle] yes?
[Fenrir] http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5641769416842284832&q=George+washington&ei=b6d_SK6CFoyarAO86YmcBQ
[Fenrir] After you mentioned Washington, 'twas kinda obligatory.
[Fenrir] I don't know much about R-01 history, but... He sounds awesome :D
[Highwind] lol, that seems to come up in IRC a good bit for me :P
[ineffabelle] LOL
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[ineffabelle] well i meant Washington DC but that's pretty funny
[ineffabelle] like the place fenrir
[Fenrir] Ooooohhhhh.
[ineffabelle] it's the capital of the United States
[Fenrir] Okay, I think I get it.
[ineffabelle] we are also in the middle of a very stupid war
[Fenrir] D:
[Vecheeso] Hello Fenrir!
[Fenrir] Yo.
[Fenrir] You know, this just goes to show how much of a professional soldier I am XD
[ineffabelle] so fenrir... i wanted to learn more about your world and see if I could find more info on this antimagic movement... any ideas where i could find more info
[Fenrir] I came here to warn you all that the elves are approaching our west flank, and we end up singing XD
[ineffabelle] lol @ fenrir
[Fenrir] Umm...
[Highwind] Well, Still Alve is a catchy song :P
[ineffabelle] oh no!


Seriously... After all the killing, it's nice to just relax a bit. I mean, heck... if you guys didn't notice, I didn't freak out about killing another human like I usually do ;) Thanks for the pick-me-up, guys.

Anyway, as stated in the chat... We've got Elves to our West. Who wants to set up a camp in the opposite direction as a decoy, and see if they fall for it? :P

You bastards want it?

So, a little birdy flew by and told me we've got a mole in the castle. How rude, trying to snoop around gathering information without even thinking of just asking first. Hehheh.

You wanna know what we have planned next? You wanna see our top secret weapon? Go ahead, it's not like you can do anything about it.

http://fenrir.flameseeker.googlepages.com/pass.htm

Hehheh. Made that just for you. Username is Fenrir, password is... well...

I hope you know what I turn into when you get me angry.

Here we go.

If I die, remind Silica I love her. Also, tell her this is payback for embarassing me in the IRC today :P

Jeez laweez, people.

I wake up, and all of a sudden there's 12 goddamn homonculi just standing in a circle around me, staring at me.

I appreciate you guys are following my orders, but... Tell your units that fully living people enjoy personal space O_o Goddamn.