Thursday, July 17, 2008

More wars need to be like this.

An exerpt from IRC today...

"[Highwind] Hey Fenrir
[Fenrir] Yo.
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[ineffabelle] hi rnrir
[ineffabelle] fenrir
[ineffabelle] how are you?!!
[Fenrir] :P
[Fenrir] Yo.
[Fenrir] Doing good, thanks.
[Highwind] Elves found you guys yet?
[Fenrir] Elves haven't found us yet, at least. Which is pretty funny, since they landed so close to us.
[ineffabelle] yeah what happened with then?
[Highwind] Well, that;s goof to hear
[Fenrir] Dunno. They're stupid.
[Highwind] good*
[ineffabelle] them*
[ineffabelle] they seem so ready to go to war over seemingly nothing
[Fenrir] I think they're coming towards our position from the west right now, though.
[Highwind] Think they found you? Or plain bad luck?
[Fenrir] @belle Yeah, elves are like that ]_] Generally, people just want nothing to do with them, but...
[Fenrir] I guess the King's kinda weird.
[ineffabelle] but why would they think that YOU are in league w/ the antiwar people
[Fenrir] Scratch that, he IS kinda weird XD
[Fenrir] At least he is when he decides to drop in on our rock band sessions.
[redct] O.o
[Highwind] Which king? The elven one or Silica's father?
[Fenrir] Silica's dad.
[Highwind] Well, how do you define weird anyway?
[Fenrir] Well...
[Fenrir] He bought Margaritaville. For ROCK Band.
[Fenrir] Is that weird enough? XD
[redct] rofl
[Highwind] Well, free song for you guys. I guess...].]
[Fenrir] XD
[Fenrir] Ah, shit. Now you guys made me start humming that song, and it's already stuck in my head ].[
[redct] "Wasted away again in MAAARGARITAVILLE"
[Highwind] "Searching for my lost shaker of salt..."
[Fenrir] "Some people say that there's a WOOOOOMAAAAAN to blaaaaame..."
[redct] But I know it's nobody's fault
[Highwind] This is gonna turn out like another "Still Alive" for us... :P
[redct] THIS WAS A TRIUMPH
[Fenrir] I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS
[Highwind] It's hard to overstate my satisfaction
[Fenrir] APERTURE SCIENCE!
[redct] we do what we must because we can
[redct] for the goooood of all of us; except the ones who are dead
[Fenrir] But there's no sense crying over every mistake!
[redct] you just keep on trying till you run out of caaaaake
[Highwind] And teh science gets done
[Fenrir] And the science gets done and you make a neat gun for the people who are STILL ALIVE!
[redct] oh hell, I'm going straight to it. Anyways this cake is great; IT'S SO DELICIOUS AND MOIST
[Fenrir] XDXD
[ineffabelle] i want a twinkie
[Fenrir] Ah, damn.
[redct] AAANYWAYS THIS TWINKIE IS GREAT.. it's so DELICIOUS AND MOIST
[Fenrir] You guys mind if I post this on my blog? XD
[redct] nope.
[ineffabelle] nope
[Fenrir] See, all wars should be like this.
[ineffabelle] lol
[ineffabelle] i write a letter to washington
[Highwind] Lets schedule a time for all our Homunculi to sing it simultaniously! :D
[redct] obligatory: http://www.xkcd.com/375/
[Fenrir] Just camping in the middle of the forest with a bunch of weird-ass homonculi while the elves aimlessly wander about XD
[Fenrir] And then, to top it all off, a campfire singalong over the net XD
[ineffabelle] dear president bush... please have more singing and less bombing... thanks -Belle
[Highwind] You forgot more cake :D
[Fenrir] @Red I have this crazy theory that the turrets in portal are like Hal and Glados' lovechildren.
[Fenrir] They have their father's eye :D
[redct] They got their fathers' eyes?
[redct] O.o
[Highwind] rofl
[Highwind] And people think I can be bad with the mind reading :P
[redct] :P
[redct] Somebody should get all of the world's movie and game robots into one comic strip
[redct] GLaDOS, HAL, Wall-E, R2D2, C3PO, turrets...
[redct] PastryBot
[redct] :P
[Highwind] lol
[Fenrir] XD
[Fenrir] @Belle Sorry for the unnecessarily late reply, but...
[ineffabelle] yes?
[Fenrir] http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5641769416842284832&q=George+washington&ei=b6d_SK6CFoyarAO86YmcBQ
[Fenrir] After you mentioned Washington, 'twas kinda obligatory.
[Fenrir] I don't know much about R-01 history, but... He sounds awesome :D
[Highwind] lol, that seems to come up in IRC a good bit for me :P
[ineffabelle] LOL
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[ineffabelle] well i meant Washington DC but that's pretty funny
[ineffabelle] like the place fenrir
[Fenrir] Ooooohhhhh.
[ineffabelle] it's the capital of the United States
[Fenrir] Okay, I think I get it.
[ineffabelle] we are also in the middle of a very stupid war
[Fenrir] D:
[Vecheeso] Hello Fenrir!
[Fenrir] Yo.
[Fenrir] You know, this just goes to show how much of a professional soldier I am XD
[ineffabelle] so fenrir... i wanted to learn more about your world and see if I could find more info on this antimagic movement... any ideas where i could find more info
[Fenrir] I came here to warn you all that the elves are approaching our west flank, and we end up singing XD
[ineffabelle] lol @ fenrir
[Fenrir] Umm...
[Highwind] Well, Still Alve is a catchy song :P
[ineffabelle] oh no!


Seriously... After all the killing, it's nice to just relax a bit. I mean, heck... if you guys didn't notice, I didn't freak out about killing another human like I usually do ;) Thanks for the pick-me-up, guys.

Anyway, as stated in the chat... We've got Elves to our West. Who wants to set up a camp in the opposite direction as a decoy, and see if they fall for it? :P

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