Best of the best of the best, sir!

So, I've given into peer pressure (Okay, well, technically, it was my idea to begin with...), and have decided to put up a "Best of" for all the responses I've gotten to that test I've given you. That includes both the most strategically sound, and the funniest :P I'm gonna leave all these responses as "anonymous" for now, since I don't think anyone expected me to post these up in public, and I don't want anyone to get pissy at me. If you really want to come forth and gloat about it, that's what the comments section is for. If you make it up here and want me to take it down, just shoot me an email.

Alright. Let's do this.

Question 1's best:

• "Well, if I'm sure they're not friendly… firstly, have the mages summon lightening to strike the antennae, shutting down communication. Fire can be used to weld the door shut, thus preventing access to the turrets. If it's too out of range for the mages at the time, the archers can have their bow tips set on fire and shoot into the turrets, causing enough distraction within to allow the mages to get closer by flying on their wyverns. This time, alternating short, close bursts of fire and water, the metal cannons can get brittle and weak enough to break if hit with lightning, which would come next. Once the gunship stops moving, the Pegasus knights can fly in (they can fly, right? I saw the word "Pegasus", and just assumed…) and finish off whatever's left inside, breaking all the internal machinery in the process, of course. The end. ^_^"
• "From your description of the "Elven Gunship" (Which I'm guessing is a space one from the plasma turrets) the underside is clearly underdefended. Personally, I would have my mages focus on the underside, by having the archers constantly fire on the ship as covering fire, and the Pegasus Knights distracting the turrets with their fast moving Pegasi. The mages themselves, would scour the bottom with fire and water alternately, to cause a rapid expansion and contraction in the metal, until it eventually cracks, and breaks. From there, it would be a simple task of having them locate any electronics, and frying them with their lightning magic, causing the system to overload, and taking the ship down thanks to a lack of defense, attack weaponry, and propulsion."

Question 2's best:

• "Can I have a gatling gun? I can't aim worth anything, but if I have automatic fire, chances are at least a few of the bullets will hit. But I have a feeling if I ever found myself surrounded by wolf demons I'd just be screwed."
• "A female wolf demon is the prime weapon! If they aren't trying to maul you with their very pointy teeth, then there is no reason to engage. Distract them with the female and casually walk out. Who knows, they might even thank you."
• "Wolf demons? Scary! I'd use something like a galick gun. As in,Vegeta, a fictional character from Dragon Ball Z, comes in an uses hisGalick Gun or Big Bang attack and annihilates them. =D"

Question 3's best:

• "Barbeque. Barring that, something like our Thanksgiving dinner type food. And twinkies. Plenty of twinkies. ;)"
• "Sandwich: Because you can put anything in one, which most of the time means half the kitchen's stock :D"
• "The best thing to eat is the first thing you can get your hands on so you can go to bed for some much needed sleep :D"
• "Pizza and beer."