Okay, back.

...And I am tired as hell.

Sorry about leaving you all mid-chat. Had a follow-up mission to a contract I took a while back involving some spider demons.

BLECH. I HATE SPIDERS.

I got a small bite on my arm, but... nothing big. The King went and sent some healers over to take care of it.

*Sigh.* I remember when Silica was the group's unofficial medic...

Anyway... FAQ time, boys and girls!

1) So... What the hell was that email about, and is there anything I can do to help?

Well... um... Honestly, I have no clue what that email was all about. I THOUGHT it was Dimona playing a trick on me, but... I talked to her, and apparently not. As for helping me... Well, nothing I can ask you guys in public, no :P

2) What is a "PSP compensator," what's that weird error message all about, and why is it doing that?

PSP is short for Playstation Portable. It's a funny black thing that does cool things, but at the same time is a big pain in the ass. Some game companies down here made a deal with some dudes in Reality 01, and got the technology from there. Even with all the magical enhancements we've put on it, the only real use I've found for it is to play Valkyrie Profile (A great game originally from R-01) and check my email on the loo >_>

A compensator... Well... I'm too lazy to explain it all again (Stereotypical teen, I know. Bear with me here), so I'll just copy/paste an excerpt from a chat I had, sans all the extra crap my chat program put in there:

There, in the... The world, I'd suppose you'd say... lies different realities. A lot of people call them "alternate dimensions," but there's some weird mathematical reason why that's a misnomer. "Reality" is the more accurate term. So, generally, it takes a lot of deep, arcane magics and stuff waaaaay beyond my comprehension to keep internet connections between several realities. Partly because, since all realities are technically "paralell", time doesn't exactly translate between two realities, which is why we have compensators.

So, why is mine broken? Because Elves made it.

3) Dimona?
Dimona's my girlfriend's little sis. Despite how often I call her an ass, jerk, dick, etc. etc... She's actually a pretty cool person.

4) Girlfriend?
Yeah. I don't want to talk about it here >_>

5)So, how can I hook myself up with these fine ladies? Any of them single?
NO.

6) What's with all the ciphers and stuff? Are you like, secretly part of some evil organization trying to turn people into sushi or something? (jk :P)

Hehheh. Don't mind the ciphers. That's just thoughts I have that I deem too emo to be seen by anyone who doesn't already care enough to take the time to decode it, is all.

Plus, ciphers are cool.

7) Ghq lgox kfqmfct hb ygqv xfzxfg? Pnd?Ywwl. Urjbq wa t baanpg trfacv mdifc lmih, lc...
Oa ywr so qm crlwbo vknlnst fi bh... W lhj't owrb kr mozs txomp mb. Zw'l ywvw kf havafqtz. W ptre s nezv gbgsila >_>

Hehheh. Key's same as last time.

Oh, also... I never, ever, EVER want to have that many chat boxes open again XD Damn. If anyone has any better ways of me getting in contact with you (preferably all at once,) I'm all ears. I, myself, am leaning a bit towards IRC, but I haven't a clue how to set up a channel and server myself. So, if anyone can hook me up, that'd be great.

You're all always welcome to email me, of course. Just remember that things get busy every now and then ;)